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WTFM8!!!?!
wtfm8 by matt January 29, 2005
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From the albinoblacksheep website, used to describe Australia's abstinence from the rest of the world, when ever the rest of the world is going to die.
me. *slap!* (in australia)
billy. wtfm8?(in australia)
wtfm8? by roy December 1, 2004
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meat products that taste like they are made out of whatever random animals happened to be next to the meat-grinder in the factory. examples: spam, hot dogs, bologna, vienna sausages.
no, i'm not going downtown. whenever i go downtown i get drunk and buy wtfmeat from street vendors.
wtfmeat by thusspakevvill February 26, 2009
A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.
Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!
WTFML by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009

wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr 

WHERE THE FUCK MY CUP

WHERE THE FUCK MY BLUNT

WHERE THE FUCK MY REEFER
Bro: Hey bro you got 5 bucks for cigs
Other bro: WTFMCWTFMBWTFMR!!!
Bro: wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr

wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr 

“where the fuck my blunt where the fuck my cup where the fuck my reefer?” - Ken Carson (“Fighting my demons”)
dawg, wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr??”
wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr by drakelover4L November 4, 2023
what the fuck mother fucker
wtfmf by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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