WMD

WHIP MY DICK.

A parody of the phrase "whip my hair" used instead in extreme mad cunt moments such as when sluts are seen flying through the air. Extreme notation enforced of "i dont fucking care" and "omg is this guy for real" when used. Can also refer to actual whipping of a dick, which can either mean jacking off at something exceptionally hot and uberliciously sexy or getting your dick actually whipped because you've been a bad boy (take of that what you will).

1. nerd: "OMG i think i just failed that test!!"
does-not-give-a-fuck student: wmd.

2. "HOLY FUCK ARE THOSE SLUTS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR??"

"WHIP MY DICK!"

*sluts crash landing*

by PACKMYSUITCASE December 1, 2010

WMD

Weapons of Mass Distraction aka Giant Boobs that will distract guys and cause them to act stupid.

"Look at the WMDs on that girl"

"Damn, she's got some serious WMDs"

:guys walk into wall:

by PersephoneBlck May 10, 2010

wmd

abbreviation for "wagging my dick"

usually used after stating an accomplishment

told a bitch wearing a susan b anthony shirt to go make me a sandwich. #wmd

just aced that final exam. #wmd

by 164Seton April 2, 2011

WMD

Weapon of Mass Destruction, a weapon designed to cause maximum devastation and loss of life, often referring to an explosive or chemical device.

1. Nuclear Warheads,
2. Adam's Mum.

eg. "Oh holy shit, look at those WMD!"

eg. "We believe Iraq has the capability to deploy Adam's mum within 45 minutes. This estimate includes 10 minutes getting a cheeseburger en route."

by JossC January 11, 2009

WMD

Whims Motivating Decision. Used to justify wanton action.

"Walker, why are you urinating on my leg?"

"I dunno, WMD."

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

WMD

Woman of Mass Distraction

That honey is one fly WMD.

by MIDABI ONE April 30, 2010

WMD

Wants My Dick

Yo she WMD

by Juggalo 12010 October 10, 2013