Wisconsin

1. Cold
2. Football
3. Bitches that fuck to feel "special" (hell yeh, bud!)
4. WOO BEER, let's get drunk! Drinking age ~13
5. Cows
6. Cheese?
7. High school kids that make me wonder why there's not more bomb threats and school shootings (Yikes!)
8. Summer fest/Highway 100/Madison - Hurray!

"Hey bud! What's up!?"
"Nothing, what are you up to?"
"Nothing, wanna smoke?"
"Sure, bud!"

Drunk underage female on the Eastside, Wisconsin: "I really wanna fuck you... right now"

10 minutes later..

25 Year Old Male: "How old ar... nevermind.. pass me my beer, bitch"

by I'm Emo, but I rock Abrecrombie November 21, 2006

Wisconsin

The best by far out of all 50 states. We some of the friendliest folk you will ever find. Although some of our people speak with a kind of Canadian accent buts thats more to the north. By far the best city is Milwaukee, home to the Milwaukee Brewers. Theres lots to do in Wisconsin such as Summerfest, deer hunting, going to the Dells (Home to Americas largest waterpark), hanging by Lake Michigan, and many others. We also have the most famous football team in the leauge the Green Bay Packers (who by the way won the first and second Super Bowls so all you other states can suck it.) Wisconsins state animal is the Badger which is a very beautiful animal. And even the Super Bowl trophy is named after our famous coach Vince Lombardi. The weather is always nice except it can drastically change on the spot. Overall Wisconsin is the best place to live. The Packers are known to have a very huge rivalry with the Chicago Bears (who suck) and the Minnesota Vikings (also suck.)

Packers Vs. Bears in Green Bay

Bears Fan: Booo Packers suck!!!

Packer Fan: Hey dir friend nice to see you here at the game.

Bears Fan: Booo Packers su..what?

Packers Fan: I said welcome to wisconsin friend.

Bears Fan: Damn Urban Dictionary didn't lie when they said people from Wisconsin were friendly.

by Jokesterpants June 25, 2009

wisconsin

A state that has a GOOD football team. 100x better than illinois Has Americas largest music festival. Smarter than the bastards down in illinois

Those bastards from illinois sure like to go to Wisconsin, fuck, nothing better to do, Illionis sucks!

by Adam March 27, 2005

Wisconsin

Better schools than all you other stupid people in our country. Better state than Illinois. Oh, there really is cheese that tastes like ass, but no one eats it except old people. Home of the Green Bay Packers. People in Cancun like the Packers. Wisconsin is the best! We rock!

Cheese head!

by Joe August 14, 2003

Wisconsin

See Beer, Girls, Bars, and Cold

Person: Letz go get drunk!
Person 2: Good thing we live in Wisconsin!

by beerandgirls March 3, 2011

Wisconsin

-those people can drink their asses off
-Badgers Rock
-That 70s show best show ever
-Hottest boys come out of wisconsin
-Cheese
-Packers suck
-Milwaukee is friggin' awesome
-Happy Days is one of the best shows out of the 1970s
-Lake Geneva best resort town in Wisconsin
-people drinking
-can get booze underaged if a parent is their
-Brewer Suck, Go Cubs!

The hottest boys in Illinois come out of Wisconsin.

by SnookiBear1988 May 27, 2011

Wisconsin

um.... Crazy Indians and hot guys...
this place is the fuckin' shit and yea...
the people rock....and you can go to the bars and get drunk w/ your parents..i would know i do it all the time!!!

"hey mom"
"yea"
"let's go get fuckin' ripped"
"Fuckin A right"
we love fuckin' Wisconsin..

by hurleyhoe December 1, 2007