wilson

A lie, an untruth, a tall tale, a big story usually about meaningless shit, stories often contain somalians, exes, candy apple red rx3, anything brazillian, and portofino boys.

Ackaz guess whos texted mes the other dayz it was a quinnz she was a keenz for me againz but i tellz her to fuckz offz cos shes part brazillian and i wasnt keenz, i just dont have the same sex drive as the other guys. - what a sam wilson

by Satchy October 20, 2008

wilson

1. (noun)when the front of one's underwear is situated or pulled uncomfortably high; a frontal wedgie

a.Dude that crummy chair gave me a wilson.
b.Jamie even gave Carl a wilson when he did a cartwheel.

by Billingsley le Carte October 23, 2006

wilson

an absolute retard the screeches

oh wow he’s wilsoning

by cum_nerd February 18, 2020

Wilson

Pulling a Wilson :phrase:

*when someone gains excitement and adrenaline from causing unnecessary chaos in another person’s life; usually by means of manipulation and exploitation*

“She Pulled a Wilson and nobody saw it coming.”
“Tread lightly around that one, they’re known for Pulling a Wilson whenever possible.”

by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

Wilson

The name of a guy who loves Samantha. Even though she doesnt like him as much as he likes her.

Wilson: I miss her so much...
Friend: Its ok dude she might change her mind.

Wilson: I really dont think she will :(

by Ellis Wilson May 4, 2011

wilson

a broads fat round ass. resembles a wilson volley ball in them drawers.
like the movies when t hanks has a little wilson

Your wilson is lookin nice them jeans you have a hard time gettin in em.

by naztantg April 21, 2006

Wilson

The Act of slapping an object, Preferably a drink or other food object out of the others hand, and onto the floor,

dude, you totally wilson'ed that drink from tom

by wazntme August 29, 2013