Wat

An exceptionally rude IM message. Made after one individual messages an other to say hi to stand in place of the question "why are you talking to me?"

Person 1: Hey man.
Person 2: Wat.
Person 1 to him or her self: Why do you hate me?

by Blah1... April 18, 2009

wat

A pat of butter can also be called a wat of butter.

Hey Paul can you pass me a wat of butter?

by LunaMoon14 November 29, 2015

wat

when someone is too lazy to type "what?"

Guy 1: "You fucking suck bro!"
Guy 2: "Wat"

by FatFedoraGuy.lele November 20, 2015

wat

Wat(v): Being cute, slutty as fuck

Girl: wat
Manly Black Cock: Stop being cute bitch ass nig
Girl: OMG FUCK YOU 4D5E6F

by Nodda4me March 24, 2005

Wat

A shortening of the word, "what". Usually used by people with a lower IQ. And or, people who want to save time.

You Wat m8?

by Wat m8 wanna go? June 2, 2015

Wat

Wat basically means and sounds exactly as what does. Because wat IS what.

R1: 'Wat up man!
R2: 'Wat?'

R3: 'He said Wat up man!

by BouncyBill77222 January 8, 2016

Wat

When you are to lazy to say "what."

Mike : I hate Dave.
Dave: You wat mate?

by The-meme-queen December 4, 2017