Walter

Walter is a person who thinks he is better than everyone else despite being much worse. His goal in life is to find the mistakes in others and always point them out when he is wrong. Constantly makes weird comments and dick jokes unless he is around women. Then he is very nice.

He is only nice to girls, such a Walter.

by I faltered and Voted Walter April 18, 2022

Walter

a subtle name for a penis, for situations when "johnson" is a little too obvious.

Especially useful in mixed company

"Have you seen Johnson's Walter? Impressive, to say the least."

"If you don't hit it past the ladies' tees it's Walter-out until your next shot."

by ratinacage May 6, 2009

Walter

1.) The act of being anti-social and reporting everyone to the school.

2.) The act of writing down everyone that bullied you on a notebook.

Being a walter is lame.

by BobJim April 25, 2014

Walter

A ugly looser who can’t play fortnite and only plays shitty PS4 games

Don’t do a Walter

by Og/ flippin ledgend April 14, 2019

walter

Walter is typically a white old man or a middle aged black man, but sometimes is a goth half Asian dj who is really sexy

There is a only a few guys i know named walter and only one of them is cool

by stormblade0 May 3, 2009

Walter

A long haired hippie type. He loves to grow a long, wiry beard as well. He has a lot of strong opinions that he will always share with you. He is also a conspiracy theorist. Please don't get him started on Holidays, especially Christmas cause he hates them.

You: I love this time of year, all the Christmas lights and people smiling.

Walter: Bah-humbug.

by Walter Educator December 9, 2010

walter

verb; cockblocking through lack of common sense

Bryan took a fly lady to the attic last night, but was stopped short by some unfortunate waltering

by Rebecca Walter March 30, 2008