Woodsfield Wallop

Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.

Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?

A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.

by Poopy McPoopwell February 20, 2013

hot wallop

it is a sock that is stuffed with shit

you take a shit in a sock and then slap someone across the face with the hot wallop

by kyle d fleming March 4, 2008

COD wallop

v. The striking action which is required to distract a Call of Duty player from the screen.

Stuart was blanking me playing that bloody game again, so he got a COD wallop across the lugs.

by ka22a November 14, 2009

Hagger wallop

The buzz you get from doing hagger.

Jake: how's that hagger treating you?
Steve: the hagger wallop is kicking in now.

by Jains April 6, 2009

Cashew Wallop

A 2.5-point turn.
When there is not enough space for a conventional U-turn, but does not require a full 3-point turn to fully turn around.

This street is a dead end, I'll have to cashew wallop.

by kevin1422 August 20, 2023

Wonder Wallop

A soccer shot hit from distance with unbelievable power and accuracy

Craig-Did ye see that Rooney cunts goal last night?

Archie-Na, any guid?
Craig-Aye wiz it, fucking wonder wallop fae aboot 40 yards.
Archie-Braw stuff

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

Wallkill Wallop

Having quickie sex in the shadow of an old rusty water tower, preferably in the bed of a truck used to haul old garbage and various debris to the dump.

I Wallkill walloped that chick in the back of my '79 Ford F-150 and she got poison ivy all over her back because I cleaned out the backyard before I picked her up.

by Petie April 26, 2005