tom waits

a musician of multiple genres started from 1970-present. he is probably one of the most underapperciated artists of all time and the most famous person nobody has heard off.


must listens are albums "rain dogs", "mule variations", "orphans brawlers bawlers and bastards".

he talks like tom waits.

he dresses like tom waits

you should listen to tom waits

by Zack Briscoe January 24, 2009

waistpron

the half apron that only covers from the waist down

so Anthony do you wear a waistpron or a full on apron at work?

by daniel duke June 27, 2006

Skiddy Wids

a game played during bath time which involves skidding up and down the bath just as the water has ran out, mimicking the movements of a penguin. Opptionally accompanied by the song "Skiddy Wids In the Morning" sang to the tune of the popular Hymn "Praise him in the morning"

Cant wait to play skiddy wids tonight!

by reNewt March 18, 2009

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

This is a phrase that British actor/singer Murray Head says when he sees an array of nude Thai stripper girls in the video for the 1985 hit "One Night in Bangkok". That song is featured in the Cold War-themed romantic adventure musical "Chess", which was written by the men of ABBA and appeared on Broadway in 1988.

Rocky, Freddy and Frankie are watching cable TV in their dorm room. The 1983 movie "Class" is being shown on HBO. It stars Jacqueline Bisset as a Mrs. Robinson type. You get the idea. After this preppy-ass boarding school kid meets her in a bar they are later in a shopping mall, in an elevator all by themselves and they kanoodle and he goes down on her and there is some noise being made. Frankie is disgusted by what he sees. He says strongly "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!"

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 6, 2007

waistline wonders

Gigantic tits that hang down near the waistline of a woman. Also known as "longies," or "saggies," these jugs are most commonly found on older women. Waistline wonders are known to cause backpain for the woman and neck pain for guys that jerk their heads to gawk at them while saying something to themselves like "jesus, those tits are fucking huge." Dog "The Bounty Hunter" Chapman's wife has a big American set of waistline wonders.

Waitress: "Hey guys, what can I get you."
Tony:"A pitcher of cold beer and a large pizza."
Waitress: "Okay, I'll be right back." (walking away)
Donnie: (to Tony) "Hot damn brother, did you see them titties."
Tony: "I always notice big titties my friend."
Donnie: "Them were some waistline wonders."
Tony: "haha, fuckin A yes they were, let's get drunk."

by John Planet June 1, 2009

Tom Waits

An artist that writes great songs that are covered by artists like the Eagles and Rod Stewart, yet still remains in the background of mainstream music.

see Tommy the Cat

My favorite Tom Waits album is Bone Machine.

by JohnnyT October 10, 2004

waistebanding

The act of hiding an erection by tucking one's penis under one's waisteband.

Person: "Dude I got a boner at lunch, and I wastebanded it."

Person 1: "How did you hide that?"
Person 2: "Waistebanding.

by xmaddiex09 September 27, 2009