Walmart wages 

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%

Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.

Walmart wages by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016

Rascal's Wager 

Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?

He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.

Rascal's Wager by mayfieldenator April 22, 2020

Jeff Waters 

The greatest thrash/speed metal guitarist ever. Guitarist and genius behind Annihilator.

Jeff Waters has the heaviest guitar riffs ever.

Jeff Waters by AbominableMonkey December 28, 2011

Necco Wafers 

Quarter-sized candy wafers that resemble Smarties.

"Do you have any Necco Wafers? They're good as shit.

Necco Wafers by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

Desperado's Wager

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.

1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.

2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.

Desperado's Wager by billcosby7 September 27, 2010

high waters 

pants that are unintentionally short in the hem. you can wear them in a flood and they won't get wet.
aka floods

those hand-me-down pants don't fit -- they're highwaters.

high waters by vexo ergo sum June 6, 2003

Waterslide surprise 

The unexpected feeling of a person's genitals on another person's back, sometimes when said persons are on a waterslide together.

I gave him the waterslide surprise

Waterslide surprise by jacinto obnagon March 24, 2003