Beer Vest

n. a drunks belief that no harm will befell them whilst engaged in risky behavior. Usually directly correlated to the amount of alcohol consumed. Not to be confused with Drunk Luck whereas most drunks are able to avoid injury when in accidents.

"Once he got his Beer Vest on, he jumped from the roof into the shallow end of the pool."

"Billy spent half the night putting on his Beer Vest, then he jumped off the dock and wrestled the gator."

by keifermail August 21, 2008

IGN Vestibule

A place to talk about masturbation, gaming, whether .9~ = 1, or religious topics that always get 100 replies.

Billy learned how to masturbate from the Vestibule.

by absolutsolidus July 11, 2003

the vesti

a place on the internet full of geeks who can't get laid and are mean and sarcastic. in other words.. the best place in the world.

I went to the vesti today and they called me a douchebag.

by hahaha July 20, 2004

Vested Up

To currently have on a ballistic vest or ballistic armor (bulletproof vest).

That nigga vested up. Gonna aim for the head.

by Red_5 October 17, 2009

Vester

Vester is the funniest most outgoing person you will ever meet. He’s caring and understanding. He’s always there for you and listens when you talk. His eyebrows are ass but his hair is beautiful and soft. When he loves a girl like with all his heart he treats her like the world he loves her unconditionally and always makes sure she’s happy.

Vester is so funny and I love him

by Harmharmthesis March 26, 2019

rose vest

The amazing vest covered in fake roses, worn by ryan ross, brendon urie, and jon walker of the MAGICAL band, Panic! At The Disco. the best known color is red worn by ryan. optional colors are black and white.

BEWARE: THIS VEST WILL MAKE YOU SWOON AND ACT LIKE A TEENIE.

caution: this vest is probably flammable

Janine: The rose vest makes me swoonn.. *TEENIE SQUEAL*
Marie: Are you serious....O_O

by Janine and Marie pwn your soul August 21, 2006

Yellow-vested fuck

Any service workers deemed excessive, unnecessary, or generally unhelpful. Usually stands out by the bright yellow vests they wear, sometimes adorned with reflective lining

The parking situation at SeaWorld sucks. Just a bunch of yellow-vested fucks standing around not being particularly helpful in directing traffic

by Prince Edward the turd January 8, 2020