Vistalepsy

The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.

I thought Keith was really upset when I walked into his office and he was crazily shaking his fists in the air; turns out he had just received his new laptop and immediately contracted Vistalepsy.

by Swimmer LisaLisa December 18, 2008

incidit in scyllam, cupiens vitare charybdim

The Latin phrase "incidit in scyllam, cupiens vitare charybdim" comes from Greek mythology in the story of Odysseus known also as Ulysses. Scylla and Charybdis were rocks on either side of a narrow inlet. The phrase means trying to avoid Charybdis one founders on Scylla. It represents the idea of having to choose between two evils and has the force of being "on the horns of a dilemma," "between the devil and the deep blue sea."

A Sanders voter withholding a vote from Clinton will run into a Trump presidency, incidit in scyllam, cupiens vitare charybdim!

by Doc Rock 75 May 18, 2016

Vitali

A hot Ukrainian or Russian male

I married a Vitali.

by karpro February 5, 2010

vital regions

An area of great territorial importance to a country, especially in the manga Axis Powers Hetalia. It is an (in)famous accidental innuendo which has become a meme within the fandom.

"Prussia has occupied my vital regions!"

by Tiger der Große October 19, 2009

check your vitals

To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.

Check your vitals.

Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.

Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.

by malmix April 27, 2007

aqua vitae

Literally the "water of life." Alcohol, specifically whiskey.

Yo, pass me that aqua vitae, man. I'm not shit-faced enough!

by mariamarie November 7, 2003

Viralent

Video's that are uploaded to the internet and get a lot of attention due to their shock value.

Have you seen that viralent video of that skater kid breaking his leg?

by smpriz May 6, 2010