Viking Sex

having loud aggressive sex regardless of who is around or where you are. Also encouraged sounding a Norse horn to sound the impending penetration.

Every time I hear Gjallarhorn I know to get out of the apartment quick because my roommate is about to have Viking Sex whether I am there or not.

by Bhedric1 January 26, 2012

Viking Hammer

A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.

When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.

Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?

Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...

Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!

by Grinch11 June 21, 2008

Viking Kisses

When two heterosexual men express their deep bromance by rubbing there awesome beards together.

After not seeing my good friend for along while we embraced and gave each other a big ol' Viking Kisses.

by valhalla30498 December 27, 2011

Viking Tears

When one sheds tears with a straight face, providing no other indication that what they've experienced has shaken them physically or emotionally.

"Viking tears make you look sensitive, yet strong; have you ever seen that Crying Indian commercial from 1970? Dude was totally crying viking tears"

"Disney movies make me cry, but I don't want to look like a wuss about it, so instead of bawling my eyes out, I shed viking tears. They are the type of tears for men with beards."

by bobbatuzaaang August 1, 2016

Viking crew cut

getting your head cut off with an axe.

the guilty murderer was given a Viking crew cut on the executioner's block.

by Diamond III Scrublady August 5, 2017

Portland State Vikings

The largest university in the state Oregon located in the city of Portland. It fields 16 division 1 athletic teams and plays in the Big Sky Conference. Its mascot is the Vikings and is personified by Victor E. Viking.

School colors are forest green (PMS 350) and white

Its major athletic facilities include:

JELD-WEN Field – Home to Viking Football
Peter Stott Center – Home to Viking Basketball, Volleyball, Tennis

Reporter: The Portland State Vikings had an outstanding year winning conference championships in 9 sports. The most of any school in the conference

by Jockstrapme January 4, 2012

straight up vibing

When someone chilling’s vibes are so radiant and strong that you can feel them through the air.

Yo, my boy Jason be straight up vibing.

by Viber Truck February 6, 2020