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tunnel vision

Limited vision, as in seeing only your own point of view.
"He isn't even considering any of the other solutions to the problem because of his tunnel vision".
by MIL April 19, 2006
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Chap Vision

When you attend Lubbock Christian University, and are surrounded by its women for such an extended period of time, that your standards for women and their hottness depreciates. Girls that you initially ranked low begin to look better and better.
Chap 1: "WhenI first came to LCU, that girl was a four, but the more time I spend at this school, the more she's starting to look like a ten!"

Chap 2: "Oh no, I think your coming down with a bad case of Chap Vision
by chap scratch fever March 22, 2011
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Mercer Vision

1. Viewing unattractive girls as attractive....Men have 1-10 scale for women the way they describe a girl to their friends. Mercer vision is a whole different scale in which an average girl may rank very high as well as an ugly girl may seem like an average girl on campus.....
In normal life a girl may be a 5/10, something not many would go near....but when on the Mercer campus that same girl may be a 7 or 8 out of 10.....

Man look at that girl, shes a 10/10....
...No way bro, u must have Mercer Vision
by Try Again July 28, 2008
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Andres Vision

A bizarre state of mind in which the user hallucinates about nonexistent military additions to school buildings. These additions may include: random artillery on the gym roof, secret underground bunkers, underground gun emplacements and vehicles.

It is uncertain what causes Andres Vision, but it seems to occur most frequently in the last few minutes of lunch, where the person is under intense emotional stress, and they attempt to prepare themselves for the remaining classes of the day.
Guy:"Guys! don't tell anyone, but I just found out there is gun emplacements all over the school, and theres also a secret bunker with an architecturally impossible layout that has every single gun know to man!!!....and its UNDER THE COURTYARD!!"

Concerned friend: "o.0"

Jared: "Nah, don't worry man, it's Andres Vision, he gets this all the time."
by Starge October 16, 2008
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Farmer Vision

TV reception from airwaves. No cable, no satellite, no Internet TV.
That old dinosaur only has tech from the 70s. You won't believe it but he's only got farmer vision!
by Eddy April 30, 2007
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VIAIR

A term used to describe the best of the best within any category. It can apply to any noun, meaning any person place or thing can be VIAIR as long as it's the creme de la creme.
Person #1: Who do you think is the best boxer in the world?
Person #2: Hands down Floyd Mayweather is the viair in boxing.

Wife: Honey why did you spend so much money on this new car?
Husband: It's the viair and I want the best for my baby.
by eatallday October 19, 2011
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visicuous

It describes someone who intentionally uses large words because they think other people don't know them. It was invented in 1983 in New jersey.
"Don't be so visicuous"
by Roue February 20, 2022
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