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Source: Rititititchie, New Britland
by Choo-Choo McGrew August 7, 2007
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but it has Windows Vista!

Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."
by Yams August 4, 2007
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North Vista Secondary School

A shit school with shit people
by anonymous August 20, 2021
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ViSTAiDS

The result of installing the Windows Vista "Operating System" onto a partition. Once you realize how horrible Vista is, you will want to uninstall it and switch back to XP or a UNIX distro. But you will not be able to do this, as your hard drive will have Vistaids. You will have to download Vistaids cure tools to remove the aids.
"OMFG I can't install Windows XP because my hard drive has Vistaids!
by LONGPOKE May 27, 2008
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The Pirate of Isla Vista

Always in search of booty, the pirate of Isla Vista reigns supreme among bums. Raging on all weekends and willing to show anyone his tricks

Long live the pirate! Santa Barbara loves you!
The Pirate of Isla Vista shows tricks like: drinking his 40 through his eye and spitting it out his mouth, playing tunes on the harmonica, telling drunken stories of adventurous beach love with IV sluts.
by Alex from UCSB February 14, 2006
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Chula Vista

A small city (of appx 217,000) located in south San Diego County. Chula Vista is known for its low income areas on the west side (Feaster, Harborside, Castle Park, Otay), and its high income areas on the east side (Eastlake, Otay Ranch, Lynwood Hills). West Chula Vista has a high to moderate gang problem, like most other areas of south San Diego County (southeast San Diego, National City, south San Diego, and Imperial Beach).
Charlie stopped in Chula Vista after he partied in Tijuana.
by Yardstick November 14, 2005
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visto

It means everything bizzare. From Finland.
Dude that´s like really visto or aika vistoa.
by jampura March 9, 2005
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