need some vaseline

When you really get taken avantage of. Basically getting fucked.

Tanya: They charged me way too much for the computer I just bought. I could have bought two for the price I paid to have it financed.
Sydney: Damn sounds like you need some vaseline with that.

by crystal420 March 8, 2007

Vaseline Cowgirl

When a really fat chick rides her man with alot of Vaseline because she has a dry twat and he holds on to her love handles and pulls her up and down like he is holding the reins of a horse.

Guy number 1: Dude whats that really loud slamming noise?
Guy number 2: Oh, thats just Dave getting a ride from the Vaseline cowgirl.

by theroyalestella November 30, 2009

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.

Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by Brentus August 23, 2005

Vaseline Tax

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.

I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.

by yert December 1, 2009

vaseline city

When one globs Vaseline onto their asshole.

Johnny's girlfriend went to Vaseline city last night before doing anal.

by Realtalk155 September 19, 2016

veeling

When you're in the act of picking quality over quantity.

Gregory is into veeling, that's why he only shops at nordstrom and hypebeast.

by TRAVVIS December 27, 2017

Vesseling

When you're a physcho chic and want his babies but he's brought protection and has worn it. So after he's removed the condom, you take it from the bin, turn it inside out and put it inside you, hoping to become pregnant and have his babies, trapping him forever. Getting a free council house and child benefits in the process.

Usually an act performed by council house anti social vermin (CHAVs) and receptionists trying to trap their bosses or blackmailing them regarding an affair.

I couldn't be bothered to get a job and wait for a house and everything else, so I slept with this guy and vesseled him.

I'm going vesseling tonight, I can't be bothered with working anymore and saving up for a deposit.

I vesseled my boss as he wouldn't leave his wife for me.

by J-Stash 23 July 9, 2018