literally means "I came, I saw, I conquered" exclaimed by Julius Caesar. Found on all Marlboro cigarette packs
"Veni Vedi Vici" -Marlboro
by McGraw_Fan_05 April 13, 2006
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I came, I saw, I conquered.

Commonly:
I came, I saw, I fucked.
or
I came, I saw, I came.
Oh, baby, veni, vidi, vici!
by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003
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1. A Latin phrase originally coined by Julius Caesar which translates roughly to "I came, I saw, I conquered." Also used by teenagers to describe their own sexual conquests.
2. An infamous level of platforming hell in the rage game "VVVVVV", known for requiring split-second reactions and absolute precision, lest the player end up with a face full of spikes. As it turns out, this level is completely optional.
1. Random teenager: You remember that girl from that party. Veni Vidi Vici, you know?

2. Veni, Vidi, Vici is a fucking stupid level that's made me die over and over again!
by Bomberman1218 January 18, 2018
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Latin for I came, I saw, I go.
So, instead of conquering that guy like I had orginally planned, I left because he turned out to be a total jerkass. Veni, vidi, vado.
by indigo12ash March 14, 2011
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I came, I saw, I left....that simple
"Dude how was that college visit?"

"Well, veni vedi wenti"

"Oh, that bad huh?"
by Captain DRock May 11, 2010
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noun: pronounciation: vee-nis: a penis - usually characteristic of men who are overweight - that is forced to retreat up into the pelvic cavity due to excess stomach or abdominal fat. Additional complications include impotence - and possibly non-use.
I have a venis.
by PENISPRINCE July 27, 2017
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