Latin translation: "I came, I saw, I cleaned it up."
Chronic Masturbator #1: The rules for the shower are simple: Veni, Vidi, Bleachi
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.
by Merlingoth April 05, 2010
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( statement, Quote ); I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.

'Veni Vidi Velcro!' Jerry said to the amusement of his buds, as he slipped into the room and threw himself onto the couch.
by YoucancallmeFloyd September 25, 2007
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I came, I saw, I shopped.. Only on fabulous finds such as a one of a kind Christian Louboutin versus a sad looking pair of knock offs on Canal St.
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refers to a Latin sentence "veni, vidi, vici" - "I came, I saw, I conquered" by Julius Caesar - in this case it means "I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia" ("wiki" instead of "vici") and describes a tendency to look for solution to every problem or answer to any question in Wikipedia without considering any other source;
John: That's a nice essay.
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki, bro!
John: Veni-what?
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki. I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia! I just typed the topic and I got all the answers. No library, no sitting with books till midnight. I conquered!
by KurtSteinerPL March 26, 2012
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Veni Vidi Clicki is the tech era's "I came I saw I conquered," as attributed to Julius Caesar.
The anonymous poster signed off on all his quips with a "Veni Vidi Clicki."
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literally means "I came, I saw, I conquered" exclaimed by Julius Caesar. Found on all Marlboro cigarette packs
"Veni Vedi Vici" -Marlboro
by McGraw_Fan_05 April 12, 2006
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I came, I saw, I conquered.

Commonly:
I came, I saw, I fucked.
or
I came, I saw, I came.
Oh, baby, veni, vidi, vici!
by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003
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