Latin for "I came, I saw, I conqured". Julius Caeser said this after kicking nearly EVERYONE's ass and hooking up with Cloepatra around 47 BC. Look it up.
by Shawnster March 6, 2005
Real Term: Julius Caeser said this when discribed how/what he did on his campaign. (veni (I came), vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered)
Pepped-up horny teenagers term: vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered), veni (I came)
Meaning: I saw the women, I talked to her and convinced her to go to her place, I ejaculated.
Pepped-up horny teenagers term: vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered), veni (I came)
Meaning: I saw the women, I talked to her and convinced her to go to her place, I ejaculated.
by Mystrick April 6, 2005
Chronic Masturbator #1: The rules for the shower are simple: Veni, Vidi, Bleachi
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.
by Merlingoth April 6, 2010
( statement, Quote ); I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.
Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.
'Veni Vidi Velcro!' Jerry said to the amusement of his buds, as he slipped into the room and threw himself onto the couch.
by YoucancallmeFloyd September 25, 2007
refers to a Latin sentence "veni, vidi, vici" - "I came, I saw, I conquered" by Julius Caesar - in this case it means "I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia" ("wiki" instead of "vici") and describes a tendency to look for solution to every problem or answer to any question in Wikipedia without considering any other source;
John: That's a nice essay.
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki, bro!
John: Veni-what?
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki. I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia! I just typed the topic and I got all the answers. No library, no sitting with books till midnight. I conquered!
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki, bro!
John: Veni-what?
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki. I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia! I just typed the topic and I got all the answers. No library, no sitting with books till midnight. I conquered!
by KurtSteinerPL March 26, 2012
I came, I saw, I shopped.. Only on fabulous finds such as a one of a kind Christian Louboutin versus a sad looking pair of knock offs on Canal St.
by freebitch February 18, 2010
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