vajewna

noun: a vagina that happens to inhabit itself between the legs of a jewish female.

Whoa, that girl had a smelly vajewna!

That kid is such a vajewna!

by DJ December 23, 2003

Vajestic

A vagina of unsurpassed grace and beauty.

May be also to describe something incredibly effiminate.

Ex 1: "Did you see the new Lindsay Lohan beaver shots? Watching her get out of that limo was the most vajestic thing I've ever seen."

Ex 2: "Did you see the pink shirt Eric's girlfriend got him to buy? Totaly vajestic."

by OoBaSNoRk October 7, 2008

Your Vajesty

a title of respect used when addressing a Monarch of the very highest rank, particularly a queen or empress

Pardon me Your Vajesty, but do I make you randy?

by not_my_cup_of_vajoe March 14, 2009

vajelbow

When someone is so fat that the fat on their upper and lower arms engulf the elbow, creating the likeness of a vagina.

It's a good thing she has a vajelbow 'cause she probably couldn't find her real one with a flashlight and a rib-spreader.

by Captain Crunch May 19, 2008

Vajelly

The milky, often pungent, jelly-like substance that continually oozes from the vagina.

Wondering what he smelled, Brian searched the house high and low until he found his way into his sister's room.
There, in the corner by the dresser, were a pair of panties crumbled up on the floor.
Drawing nearer, Brian noticed a globule of vajelly in the crotch of the panties, at which time he got the hell out of there as quickly as he could before vomiting in the kitchen sink.

by jacoah May 16, 2008

vajowls

vaginal tissue SO redundant that upon placement of tight garments, tissue drapes into an elongated, pendulous cameltoe

Amy really ought to wear more comfortable, roomy pants since when she wears those, her vajowls are in plain sight and remind me of my saint bernard when he is sad

by howzay May 17, 2008

Vajeen Sheen

Another meaning for crotch sweat, but mostly for females.

Man, I've been working all day at Cracker Barrel and because of the fireplace, I've worked up a massive vajeen sheen.

by Cmuskie118 February 18, 2014