Vaganus

When an Episiotomy goes horribly wrong, leaving the woman with a lack of distinction between her Vagina and her anus

Her baby wrecked her! yeah the doc gave her episiotomy that left her with a vaganus.

by neanderman November 5, 2011

vaganus

This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.

I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.

by Garrett November 21, 2004

vaganus

when a womans gooch tears during birth from vagina to anus.you now have a vaganus.

"congratulations on your new baby boy, hows your vaganus?"

by hoodrichwitch February 14, 2015

vaganus

The entire area of the female anatomy comprising of the vagina, the anus, and all landmarks in and between.

after a long night of drinking, they get back to her place...
guy: im sooo wasted
girl: just stick it in me
guy: where do u want it
girl: i dont care, just stick it in my vaganus!

by ryder.b January 31, 2009

Vaganus

A person who is somewhere between a douche and an asshole. Can be capitalized if the person is a politician or some other shitty celebrity.

Ahh fuck, another goddamn reality TV show starring some new loser Vaganus.

by Francis Ulma November 4, 2010

vaganus

Vaganus, the after affect of the vaganus maker(the ultimate shocker) where teh vagina and the anus become one due to the ripping on the seperating wall.

After the vaganus maker debby was never the same.

by Jake Schatzel April 21, 2005

Vaganus

The sexual organs on a cheap ($30) blow-up doll, where from the vaginal flaps through to the anus is one entire hole.

Ohh Matt, I can see the tip of your penis foam through that plastic bitches vaganus flaps, you appear to have a bindies on it

by Esmae August 18, 2009