ubuntu

An operating system that claims that it's easy to use, but in reality requires a PHD in Computer Science.

Ubuntu's slogan: "Ubuntu: Linux for Human Beings".

I can't even figure out how to get on the internets. Does that make me an alien?

by DBotch January 11, 2007

ubuntu

another word for pooping

hey i just ubuntu'd better not go in there!

by The Prince September 15, 2005

Ubuntuizing

The act of using ubuntu or other third-party OS systems.

Man,I was ubuntuizing last night, on my comp... w00t!

by CompNerd05132 November 7, 2007

Ubuntu

A euphemism for Group Sex: as illustrated by the menage'-trois logo of the Ubuntu Operating System.

Man to Wife:

"Hey honey, I've got a bottle of lube and some rubbers... Whad'ya say you and me go Ubuntu on the babysitter?"

by UbuntuBob January 24, 2012

Ubuntu

For people too smart to buy windows, but too stupid to pirate it.

Why are you running Ubuntu?

by Rinaldo Corey August 11, 2008

Ubuntu

(Adverb/Noun) Used to describe people who are idiots, prefer not to think for them selves, and follow the general crowd into oblivion. Enjoy annoying others.Generally allergic to reading anything other than harry potter

1. "Your such an ubuntu"
2. "I just ubuntu'd"
3. "how do i gets mouse works?!" Reply: STFU Ubuntu
4. "¿Sé que esto es una charla inglesa, pero cómo consigo ventanas del ubuntu instaladas?" ("I know this is an english chat, but how do I get ubuntu windows installed?") in english (no reply, just state that s/he is an ubuntu)

by Gentoo FTW January 31, 2008

ubuntu

an exclamation that shows your fustration with in a certain momentof time. like the linux program, ubuntu is fustrating and makes no sence at all..... screamed aloud it is best used to let some one know what an idiot they are.

UBUNTU!!!!!! you are such a friggen tard! dont you understand anything? or did you finish your quantom physics homework? no its ubuntu, it makes no sence andi hate it!

by big joey 69 October 29, 2007