Urbandictionary 

The cesspit that is made of opinion, lost hopes and dreams.

Often used to

1.make people feel better about themselves

or to

2.worship their partners / crushes

Posts on Urbandictionary might look like this ...

1.Defenition of James - An awesome Guy who is totally awesome and an awesome stud and oh yeah, he is awesome.

2.Defenition of Holly - A sexy woman who is the best woman ever in bed and is clever and cute.

(or more accurately)

1. Defenition of James - a awsom gy who i's ttally awes0me an a stud two and oh yer he os awesoem!!11!!1!1!!

2. Defenition of Holly - a sxy women hoo is teh bst ever women in bed and is intelijent and hawt!!1!!!11!!

Urbandictionary by oggleboggle October 20, 2010

urbandictionary 

The only place on the internet where any word is a euphemism for sexual activities.
Try it; search for some random words or phrases and you'll be guaranteed to see what I mean.

dammit, urbandictionary sure is full of perverts

urbandictionary by Dogaahs November 8, 2017

urbandictionary 

A once fantastic place where one could find the definition for that slang word that they pretended to know the meaning of earlier in the day.

But supposedly goodness is really just perverted evil, right?

The NEW Urbandictionary:

1. Annoying politics.

2. A place that has about as much "urban slang" as MTV has music, due to its slant towards a virtual internet debate about pointless crap.

3. A place where people rant about the war or slam Bush, while making their arguments weak with spelling mistakes and frivolous social references and stereotypes.

4. A display of the editors' bias for their own beliefs.

5. Proof of how closed-minded liberals can actually be.

6. Where immature douchebags have turned about 70% of the entries into crude sexual metaphors.

7. A haven for people "too cool" for conformity and want to shove it in the readers' faces.

8. Where idiots who only hear what they want to believe publish entries that others want to believe.

9. A disheartening reminder that this is the new generation of America.

Guy 1: "Hey, I dropped out of college, and I want to smoke pot and pursue a career in ROCK!!!"

Guy 2: "Cool! I didn't try in high school and now I live in my mom's basement and watch TV all day! Let's go to urbandictionary and talk about how much the government SUCKS!!!"

Guy 1: "I agree, today's culture has educated me through indie-rock music lyrics. Urbandictionary would be a great place to spread all of the insightful knowledge I've aquired."

Guy 2: "Yeah! I'm up for it night after night, sitting in your shitty apartment, educating young minds about how incredulously fulfilling my life is. I'm glad urbandictionary is a place where I can sound smart, as if I might never get the chance to share my thoughts with a real person!"

urbandictionary by cman08 January 28, 2008

urbandictionary 

Urban Dictionary is a website where every single word somehow has a sexual definition.

Noob:

Nigerian slang term for doing somebody.

Purple:

Adjective to describe how tight a girl is during intercourse.

Lemon:

A lesbian, female who is sexually attracted to other females.

There is only one place where these definitions could have been taken from!

urbandictionary.

urbandictionary by d_m1se June 15, 2022

urbanDictionary 

Urbandictionary is website full of people posting positive things about their own name for god knows what.

UrbanDictionary is full of definitions like the following.
(insert any names here; must be a real name.): a sexy hot guy/girl who is easy to fall in love with, ect.

urbanDictionary by SomeRandomDood420 November 15, 2010

urbandictionary 

A place where mostly a bunch of low life losers and dickheads who have nothing better to do with their time write up definitions of words that end up being mostly racist or sexist in nature. They do this to take out their frustrations and also because they like to believe they are funny and think their insulting definitions show they are better than anyone else who may be slightly different from them or simply because they are ignorant fuckers who show off their lack of intelligence. What these people don't realize is that they are showing off to the world they are a bunch of brainless dickwads who need to get a real life with real meaning rather than spending countless hours trying to think of the most insulting definitions they can. These people should congratulate themselves for proudly showing off they are better than the people they target for insult and ridicule since they obviously feel they need to prove to themselves and others they are better because deep down they believe themselves to be worthless scum, the load their mothers should havs swallowed instead.

Urbandictionary has been overrun by maggot brained losers.

urbandictionary by johno4562 September 14, 2011

UrbanDictionary 

A place where names,invented weird definitions,and 80% sex dominates.

Me:UrbanDictionary destroyed my innocence,no like NGL,UrbanDictionary destroyed my innocence.

UrbanDictionary by aggin19 April 21, 2020