Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings."
Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."
Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."
by Kayla and Amber January 20, 2009
Get the Ur Mommug. by oilvents October 21, 2021
Get the ur mommug. by Anabanana_lamagamagoo December 8, 2021
Get the ur mommug. A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.
cousin sally: u got a big ahh forehead
you: yk who does got a big forehead?
cousin sally: who?
you: ur mom
cousin sally: ~goes thru all 5 stages of grief~
PS: idc if theres more stages of grief.
you: yk who does got a big forehead?
cousin sally: who?
you: ur mom
cousin sally: ~goes thru all 5 stages of grief~
PS: idc if theres more stages of grief.
by no.luv4zoeyy December 2, 2022
Get the ur mommug. defenition 1: ur grandmas daughter, ur dads wife, ur aunts sister, ur cousins aunt, ur uncles sister, ur daughters grandma, ur grandpas daughter, ur sisters/brothers dads wife, UR MOM
defenition 2: a comeback that can replace any noun in a sentence
(also can be used with in bed)
defenition 2: a comeback that can replace any noun in a sentence
(also can be used with in bed)
1: is that ur mom? (aka any of the above)
2: ur a party pooper
ur moms a party pooper
(add in bed at the bed of any sentence and it makes sense)
ur a party pooper
ur moms a party pooper
..in bed
COMEBACK: really? usually she gets the party started!
2: ur a party pooper
ur moms a party pooper
(add in bed at the bed of any sentence and it makes sense)
ur a party pooper
ur moms a party pooper
..in bed
COMEBACK: really? usually she gets the party started!
by yer-maum April 24, 2003
Get the ur mommug. 
by ur mom =P July 17, 2003
Get the ur mommug.