Umpilo

A game that involves one or more men stripping to the nude and somehow stimulating their penises to a solid and strong erection. After doing so one player may then put their hands behing their back and use only their hips to hit small objects (cashews, peanuts, peas, etc.) into a goal (trash can, bucket, girl's mouth, etc.).

Man that was a kick ass game of Umpilo Tim! We sure showed Brian that we know how to shoot those cashews into Suzie's mouth!

by Robert Cranston April 10, 2005

umpleased

empty of pleased

I was umpleased by the death of my cat.

by tinahead2003 March 20, 2009

umpire school

The place baseball umpires need to go when they suck.

I was 0 for 3 tonight because butt-face over there needs to go to umpire school.

by umpireschool October 5, 2012

Umpsies

Dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce for sex.

Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?
Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsies that bitch.

by PaulK May 25, 2013

umpicorn

The masturbation session before a party full of attractive women.

"I had an umpicorn before the no pants party so I don't act too thirsty"

by bigdaddyupicorn November 30, 2016

umpity

an up tight person with no reason to be. someone who is stuck up or believes they are better than the rest when they truly are not.

This umpity women got some nerve lookin' at me like that! I'd like to smack that umpity look off her face.

by rex camar August 2, 2007

Umpify

a. in slang terms, to "own"
b. paradoxically, it is its own definition e.g., to umpify is to umpify.
c. Inspired by the UMP in the game Counter-Strike, the act of firing the UMP is considered "to umpify"
d. Firing an UMP in general

Umpify that shit.

by RPGenius7 July 22, 2010