Ulises

Ulises is a really mean mf ,when he is mad will fuck you up in both ways , He is really “kind “ when it comes to a situation when your friend is in trouble he won’t snitch , he is also a type of mf who gets girls , and loves to cause drama ,he also is very horny when it comes too that one girl ..;)- ulises is a type of guy who should always be around you .

ulises is a real mf when it comes to helping a homie

by Yes sirr November 22, 2021

Ulises Montiel

Ulises is a fucking rat that smells like anime and plays league of legends 24/7. Ulises is also known as cumshot; cumlicocky; or pussy scarecrow

Maten al Cumshot.
Ulises Montiel makes me not want to have children

by Weirdreptile02 November 22, 2021

Ulises

A big bootied person with an equally as large personality

If only I had as much of a personality as Ulises.

by IminLalalalalaland April 15, 2022

Dirty ulises

A short male named Ulises, who is a pot head and who smells like weed every time you see them

You’re a dirty Ulises, you spear chucking kike

by I don’t like kikes 123 April 20, 2020

Ulisseitice

When you have so many diseases that you don't even know what's wrong with you.

Similar symptoms include:
Irritable bowel syndrome

Upset stomach

Gas
Dairy avoidance

Being a lil bitch

Urge to use the washroom at work

Brooo that man's got ulisseitice

by Susman950 June 17, 2018

ulisesjoaquinmauricedeyesperdomo

ulisesjoaquinmauricedeyesperdomo

Me: yo is that ulisesjoaquinmauricedeyesperdomo
ulisesjoaquinmauricedeyesperdomo: Yes

by ulisesjoaquinmauricedeyesperdo August 31, 2020

Ulisses lozano nino

my husband that has the biggest pp and i love him more then anything and we gonna make baby together and hes super handsome and sexy and cute and were gonna be together forever and ever and live in house together and i love his kisses and imma have the same last name as him😋

oh i love ulisses lozano nino this much🙆🏻 ♀️

by ulisses wife <3 September 19, 2021