1. A woman who most likely gave birth to you and raised you. Probably also your dad's wife.
2. An extremely stupid "insult" used by people who can't think of an at least decent comeback to pretty much anything. Usually followed by a random dude who comes out of nowhere and shouts: "OHHHHHH".
2. An extremely stupid "insult" used by people who can't think of an at least decent comeback to pretty much anything. Usually followed by a random dude who comes out of nowhere and shouts: "OHHHHHH".
1. Kid: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: You see, your mom carried you in her stomach for nine months and then the doctor helped you get out of there.
Kid: Ok, but how did I end up in my mom's body?
Dad: Uhhhhhh... I'll tell you when you're older, ok?
2. Person1: Wow, you're really stupid.
Person2: Ur mom is stupid
Random dude out of nowhere: OhHHhHhhHHhhHhHhHHhhh! GeT rOaStEddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
Person1: Wtf
Dad: You see, your mom carried you in her stomach for nine months and then the doctor helped you get out of there.
Kid: Ok, but how did I end up in my mom's body?
Dad: Uhhhhhh... I'll tell you when you're older, ok?
2. Person1: Wow, you're really stupid.
Person2: Ur mom is stupid
Random dude out of nowhere: OhHHhHhhHHhhHhHhHHhhh! GeT rOaStEddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
Person1: Wtf
by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 11, 2022
by Madz❤️ February 15, 2016
Something that can be said as an answer to everything, it can also replace a noun in a sentence. You can also turn around a few words from the last sentence said and add ''ur mom'' somewhere.
Note how when used, it will cause the person you're talking with to automaticaly have sexual thoughts about his mother.
Note how when used, it will cause the person you're talking with to automaticaly have sexual thoughts about his mother.
Random: yeah it's a bit tight
You: ur mom is tight
Random: i'm eating buffalo wings, it's dirty as I type but I really like wings
You: ur mom like it dirty
Random: brb bathroom
Random (several minutes later): back, was a bit long, was out of wiping paper lmao
You: me too but ur mom wiped me
You: ur mom is tight
Random: i'm eating buffalo wings, it's dirty as I type but I really like wings
You: ur mom like it dirty
Random: brb bathroom
Random (several minutes later): back, was a bit long, was out of wiping paper lmao
You: me too but ur mom wiped me
by -Tiamat- February 16, 2008
by yesyesindeedsir March 06, 2022
Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings."
Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."
Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."
by Kayla and Amber October 09, 2008
A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.
cousin sally: u got a big ahh forehead
you: yk who does got a big forehead?
cousin sally: who?
you: ur mom
cousin sally: ~goes thru all 5 stages of grief~
PS: idc if theres more stages of grief.
you: yk who does got a big forehead?
cousin sally: who?
you: ur mom
cousin sally: ~goes thru all 5 stages of grief~
PS: idc if theres more stages of grief.
by no.luv4zoeyy December 02, 2022
by Anabanana_lamagamagoo December 08, 2021