A last name of germanic origin (from Umbricht) with the amazing ability to impart hyper-intelligence to the fourth born child in a family. Tragically, this magical gift relegates the first three children to substandard intelligence.
The three eldest Umbright children gaped in slack-jawed, simple-minded awe at their youngest sibling.
by u_fourth April 18, 2009
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Sara woke from her illegal drug induced coma and noticed Martha Stewart was under her pajamas eating a uterine souffle.
by mad max12345 October 22, 2010
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Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
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Umer is a person who would do anything for anyone and a Umer is a person who is very humble and handsome.
Umer can get a lot of girls
Umer can get a lot of girls
by BigManDavidRuch March 10, 2019
Get the Umer mug.Uhmerica is a game played by only the most patriotic of Americans.
It involves somebody (usually a homosexual) who stands on a hill. He then proceeds to throw an orange nerf football straight into the air at the ground below. At the ground below, usually stands 2 or more very attractive kids (one must have either glasses or live in California). You are awarded points by the homo on the hill depending on how nice the catch was, or if you made a nice block.
1 Point - Standard catch
2 Points - Running catch or block
3 Points - Running and diving catch or a deflection off of a tree branch
4 Points - Injury involved catch
5 Points - Fastly thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
6 Points - Faster thrown catch, aimed directly at your head and/or balls
7 Points - Extremely fast thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
You can lose points aswell as earn them. If you give one of the players trying to catch the ball, "The Buisness" you are deducted 1 point. "The Buisness" is when you are rough housing with another player, pushing, shoving, verbal abuse, or slapping of the buttocks.
It involves somebody (usually a homosexual) who stands on a hill. He then proceeds to throw an orange nerf football straight into the air at the ground below. At the ground below, usually stands 2 or more very attractive kids (one must have either glasses or live in California). You are awarded points by the homo on the hill depending on how nice the catch was, or if you made a nice block.
1 Point - Standard catch
2 Points - Running catch or block
3 Points - Running and diving catch or a deflection off of a tree branch
4 Points - Injury involved catch
5 Points - Fastly thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
6 Points - Faster thrown catch, aimed directly at your head and/or balls
7 Points - Extremely fast thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
You can lose points aswell as earn them. If you give one of the players trying to catch the ball, "The Buisness" you are deducted 1 point. "The Buisness" is when you are rough housing with another player, pushing, shoving, verbal abuse, or slapping of the buttocks.
George: "Hey are you gonna watch the hockey game tonight?"
Lawrence: "Hell no man, Uhmerica is being shown on CBC, I'm hella watching that"
George: "What's Uhmerica?"
Lawrence: "Oh beans I forgot your from Germany, sorry you wouldn't know Adolf"
Lawrence: "Hell no man, Uhmerica is being shown on CBC, I'm hella watching that"
George: "What's Uhmerica?"
Lawrence: "Oh beans I forgot your from Germany, sorry you wouldn't know Adolf"
by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011
Get the Uhmerica mug.Uberitis is a social disease that affects some of the stronger players in any Internet based massively multi-player game when the "uber" players begin to feel a sense of entitlement because of their high standing relative to their peers. This inflammation of the ego eventually leads to arrogance, elitism, and many other forms of socially destructive behavior.
After becoming ranked #1 on his server, SupaKilla soon lost all of his friends due to a rapidly developing case of uberitis.
by know_body January 16, 2009
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