A last name of germanic origin (from Umbricht) with the amazing ability to impart hyper-intelligence to the fourth born child in a family. Tragically, this magical gift relegates the first three children to substandard intelligence.
The three eldest Umbright children gaped in slack-jawed, simple-minded awe at their youngest sibling.
by u_fourth April 18, 2009
Get the Umbrightmug.