twotsicle

an offensive term used to describe a women who is very icy in attitude. Not a warm and caring individual. not approachable.

"Why is Johnnys girlfriend always so cold towards us?"

"Shes a twotsicle man. Let it go."

by Chey B October 20, 2008

TOTD

Tweet Of The Day, usually hash tagged in a retweet as #TOTD if the tweeter feels that the tweet has potential to be the tweet of the day.

The top tweet is, "Do what you have to do, in order to do what you want to do #TOTD".

by YeahIRideSolo October 4, 2011

Twot Swatter

(noun) The female version of a cock blocker (meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). Twot Swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. Coined by Dane Cook in his most recent performance, "Isolated Incident."
Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"

(Jenny is flirting with a guy) April walks up and says: Hey Jenny, how's your AIDS?
(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!

by concavernous May 20, 2009

fig twoton

n. a giant fig newton.

Holy fuck that fig newton is like twice the normal size. It's a Fig Twoton!

by Loren Newman September 9, 2005

twodogism

Words of unforgetable and undeniable wisdom spoken while under the influence of twodog.

After a few rounds of twodog, Raymond uttered his first ever twodogism..... "Do you boys ever use corn starch when your ass gets sweaty?"

by Roy D. January 20, 2008

Twotard

One who is unable to use the proper spelling of the word "two" as opposed to "too" or "to".

"I have two go too the store too buy to tacos, okay Stoopid?" "Sure, ya Twotard!"

by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister August 19, 2013

Twotfobble

Drunken term for queef.

(Everybody awkward silence) one person shouts, “twotfobble”

by Amethyst7527 May 8, 2018