Twitterbit

The clitoris. The love-button.

He opened wider my hairy slit,
And tongued my rigid twitterbit,
I moaned and jerked in ecstasy,
As he slowly sucked the spunk from me.

by windsostrange September 13, 2011

Twitterfucker

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.

Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration and thousands of employees.

by snarky texas November 4, 2022

twitterbook

(verb) When a Facebook user uses his/her status as they would use a Twitter.

Jane Doe is eating breakfast. 9:00am

Jane Doe is washing her dishes. 9:30am

Jane Doe doesn't like doing the dishes. 9:45am

John Doe things Jane Doe needs to stop Twitterbooking. 10:00am

by Rose Tyler-Tennant August 2, 2009

Twitter Bug

An Individual who is a frequent spammer in the space. Think of them as the online litter bug. Particularly on Twitter, this person will spam daily, posting irrelevant tweets, resulting in a major cluster of useless information. End result, could potentially drive innocent tweeters to delete their accounts out of frustration. Against their will, this person may be classified as a Twitter Quitter.

Sherman: "Hey man, I don't know about you, but I'm really getting sick of Burnedette's tweets"

Dwight: "Oh yea, Burnedette is a total Twitter Bug.."

by iWhipple07 May 6, 2009

Twitterfuck

To fuck so hard their feet shake. This is a common occurrence after the act of being twitterpated.

Bambi twitterfucked Thumper

by jagmaster February 25, 2009

Twitterquette

Twitter etiquette; The social decorum expected of you when you join twitter. Examples of good twitterquette:
-- People you know in real life who follow you also expect to be followed.
-- Tweet no more than once an hour (not including @replies), but no less than once a day.
-- Avoid more than 3 tweets in a row, unless directly related to each other and especially important or hilarious in nature.
-- Do not abuse your right to post links in a tweet, especially when the link is connected to shameless self-promotion.
-- Always cite real-life friends on #FollowFriday
-- Although one is capable of a 140 character tweet, using less than 100 characters is ideal.
-- Twitter is not a chat room, no @reply conversations. This can be as irritating as spam.

Keep in mind that these guidelines are taken very seriously in the twitter community.

Joe: I woke up and I had 36 texts from twitter! Did you and Sally have another conversation only using the @reply feature on twitter!?
Bob: So what if we did? It's a social networking site.
Joe: TWITTER IS NOT SOCIAL NETWORKING, IT IS MICROBLOGGING! YOUR BAD TWITTERQUETTE SPAMMED MY PHONE AND MY MAIN TWITTER PAGE!!!

by missjo5ie October 19, 2009

twitterquitter

someone who has finally given up trying to understand how twitter works/and or has gained so much popularity.

tweeter: wow! now i know what all my friends are doing at any given moment.

me: who cares?!

tweeter: what a twitterquitter.

by amycatastrophe May 2, 2009