Tweeter's Block

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.

This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.

by Riconator September 26, 2009

tweeter-tottering

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.

"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*

by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009

tweeter-totter

an argument on twitter between two people, usually about something funny or pointless.

Those girls are on the tweeter-totter debating who is hotter... rob or taylor.

by chiica July 24, 2009

tweeter's remorse

The feeling immediately following a tweet that you regret having sent. Typically felt after responding in a unfriendly way to someone's useless, inappropriate or lame tweet.

Tweeter: So in love with Jacob, I think I'll marry him.
Response: So then why were you fucking his friend Harry last night?

To friend: Oh boy, I shouldn't have tweeted that. I'm having tweeter's remorse.

by CarbonCrappie September 8, 2010

tweeter legs

Slang for bullshit

This game is so tweeter legs

by Tweeter legs real October 24, 2023

Tweeter patty

A black man who shoots meth then becomes looney as hell

I'm do a tweeter patty and go 🐴 and loco on you

by The tweeter patty June 18, 2021

Tweeter Tease

When you send a tweet out about a future upcoming big news event and then don't deliver the follow up tweet.

Bob: I am still waiting on Judy to tweet about whether her sister had a boy or a girl. She is such a Tweeter Tease.

by bradclayco1 December 29, 2009