Twaftershock

The reverberations felt throughout the Twitter community following an earthquake somewhere.

We get it. There was a minor earthquake somewhere and you felt it and had to tell everyone about it. We felt the Twaftershock thousands of miles away, believe me.

by mfleig March 30, 2009

twafflin'

farting while covered up with your nice fleece blanket

Becky and Jenny are always twafflin' after work.

by omg becky December 10, 2008

twaff

Twerking and queefing

Bro last night I got so drunk and i remember this girl was twaffing on my dick

by Penisbitch June 9, 2016

Douche twaffle

twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.

Jon is such a douche twaffle.

by Charizard3 June 10, 2009

twaffle

This is a word that's mostly used in the town of Brackley to signify useless chatter. Particularly in respect to rounders/baseball.

Total rubbish.

The longest forum thread in the world is full of rounders twaffle.
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Having stayed up late to catch this sci-fi nonsense (ie Star Wars), I can confirm this is twaffle of the highest order

by DeafSponge July 3, 2005

Twaffler

One who twaffles.

Cashier: So, the total for one tennis racket and a bottle of maple syrup is $15.67. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a twaffler.
Twaffler: *Awkward Silence*

by CarringtonBS February 11, 2009

twaffo

A homosexual male with an inferiority complex. He usually practices the emo lifestyle. Most twaffos loathe everything about themselves. They often try to mix in with other cultures, groups, or races like a parasite.

Look at that cracker twaffo hanging out with those mexican skanks.

by mrwebster2001 February 27, 2011