TATOO TEAR

An ink fluid mark of a teardrop located under the eye, usually used to signify a commited murder. The teardrop is also used to display endless sorrow, such as the loss of a close friend, or life sentence in prison.

I earned my tatoo tear by poppin' that fuckin snitch.

by J. THOMPSON July 9, 2006

tutorage

(n.) The giving of instruction or guidance in the way of coolness to another person.

Our academy offers the kind of tutorage that allows you to condense complicated thoughts into really awesome words ending with -age.

by Parisotto March 3, 2008

titoo

A noun for either:
1) A tatoo on a tit.
2) A tatoo'd tit.
3) A broad with a tatoo'd tit.

Mrs. Mc'Clein has a titoo, i saw it when she kept dropping her pen on the first day of school.

by Jay Bhula April 1, 2008

tutoring

code word for sex in the academic world.

Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.

by Jordan and Lindsey May 13, 2008

screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.

"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."

by MJCA May 5, 2006

tatoomian

urdu noun
translates to 'infantile donkey sir'
the tatoomian has traditionally been the name given to a male member of a social circle who amuses everyone with his witless shenanegens.. in present day slang, it can be used for any one who is suspected to have an std.

a man doesn't look before crossing the street.
the man gets trampled by a herd of rampaging sheep.
bystanders shrug, raise their hands in surrender and remark 'tatoomian'

by chaBAM chaBAM August 1, 2012

Number 2 Tatoo

The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.

Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.

by fraxinus March 10, 2016