Tuscaloosa 2-Step

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.

Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.

by Ben Assfukd? February 16, 2021

Tuscan Melt

When two italian guys, preferably from Tuscany, give a girl a facial on a really hot summer day, resulting in the jizz spreading and heating up on her face.

Guido 1: Oh man, Tony and I hung out with this girl the other day and tag teamed her, ended in a huge facial.
Guido 2: Holy shit, it was so hot yesterday, you must have given her a mean Tuscan Melt

by jlove6182 May 29, 2009

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound

Refers to the sorority row at the University of Alabama.

Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

Dirty Tuscadero

Just before intercourse, the woman makes a stool. Instead of wiping, she smothers her groin area with the stool. Hereafter the guy and woman have sex. After the guy climaxes in the womans vagina, he gets down and eats both the cum, stool and all other fluids.

we did the Dirty Tuscadero. Boy was it messy.

by Bambam from DK August 22, 2011

Tushar

The act of being too cool.

Your so Tushar.

by durrrrrrr34 June 4, 2013

Tuscan Busride

When a bunch of gay males have anal sex forming a conected circle

"Hey Don, wanna call up some buddies and get a Tuscan Busride going?"

by marcus oneil December 26, 2007

Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.

Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!

by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014