turntable

One who can lie or distort facts or recollections of events.

*a guy lies to a cop after an incident*

Wow, you spun that shit like a turntable!

by Ryan_T January 6, 2009

Turntable

When you got so scattered the night before that you were turnt

"Man I got so turntable last night, it was hectic."

by Swaglad123 December 25, 2016

turnoffable

The able to have a limp dick

You are so turnoffable

by Booby346 February 15, 2017

Turntable

The ability to be turnt

This party could be hella turntable

by Zstring July 8, 2018

turntables

A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. “How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”. It originates in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott.

*Someone who used to be your superior*
John: Well, well, well, how the turntables...

by anthromorphic-cerebral November 30, 2021

turntables

A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. Originated in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott. "How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”

*Someone who used to be your superior*
John: Well, well, well, how the turntables...

by anthromorphic-cerebral November 30, 2021

Nebraska Turntable

A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.

My breath still stinks from that Nebraska Turntable last night.

by UrbanKingdom April 4, 2011