Turgeon

You can't be any more badass than this.

She is so supermegafoxyawesomehot, she must be a Turgeon!

by Rjay March 9, 2012

turpentine

Adj. 1) The state of being superior to items of a similar nature.
Noun. 1) An item of particularly superior quality which enable it to dominate over other items of a similar but inferior nature.

Adj. 1) It was turpentine when I busted that 180 kickflip the other day.
Noun. 1) The taco is the straight turpentine my home skizzle.

by dfn_doe & Samurai Lincoln April 10, 2004

Turgent

Puffy tumor, turmid, swollen, bombastic, turgent...

Our President Donald Trump has a turgent opinion of himself. Inflated

by Ronny James August 18, 2018

Turrent

Common misspelling of the word "turret", which is a type of machine gun, usually misspelled by a person with a third grade education. Or someone that attends Meadow Bridge High School

I'm a Wildcat and I have a laser TURRENT in Fallout 4

by Blackiechan21 March 22, 2017

tungen

A very large and erect unidentified object. It has a tendency to become alert in the presence of attractive females. Other times it becomes aroused in the presence of homosexual males in an apartment searching for strippers. The Central Calfornian carnivourous tungen are the most vicious throughout the entire globe. It is a world class predator and preys on hallies and shallies.

Good evening Michelle, i have a tungen. Would you care to see it?

by Anfer April 10, 2008

Turpening

Defined as the redening of the face after drinking large quantities of alcohol

i drank so much vodka last night, my face is still turpening

by Silent Bob is god June 9, 2009

monkey turpentine

snow that falls on Christmas Eve (December 24th)

The fresh monkey turpentine excited the children who eagerly yearned for a white Christmas.

by caitmar December 24, 2009