A very large and erect unidentified object. It has a tendency to become alert in the presence of attractive females. Other times it becomes aroused in the presence of homosexual males in an apartment searching for strippers. The Central Calfornian carnivourous tungen are the most vicious throughout the entire globe. It is a world class predator and preys on hallies and shallies.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods