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A very large and erect unidentified object. It has a tendency to become alert in the presence of attractive females. Other times it becomes aroused in the presence of homosexual males in an apartment searching for strippers. The Central Calfornian carnivourous tungen are the most vicious throughout the entire globe. It is a world class predator and preys on hallies and shallies.
Good evening Michelle, i have a tungen. Would you care to see it?
tungen by Anfer April 10, 2008
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Uzui Tengen 

A tall, flamboyant and attractive man from the anime “Kimetsu no Yaiba”. A former Shinobi, he is best known as the Sound Pillar, and retired shortly after his battle with the upper moon(s) 6. He wields two explosive Nichirin blades, which he carries wrapped up on his back. With multiple wives, bulging muscles and a massive cock, it is safe to say that Tengen is the embodiment of flamboyance itself.
Wow, I can’t believe Uzui Tengen has bigger tits than me!!

Nobody is as flamboyant as Uzui Tengen!
Uzui Tengen by Weebmaster14 August 19, 2020

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann 

A japanese anime produced by GAINAX in 2007. Has achieved great fame on the internet in a short time. Thought the show itself was popular and overall very good, the sheer level of epic and manlyness caused many watchers to hype the series.

No one is exactly sure why this is, but Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is said to be the true definition of the term "epic". Viewers are advised to be cautious.

Whether or not you decide to watch the anime, it's important to note that if you try it out, you will never look at sunglasses the same way you used to.
Sunglasses, real men, half naked chicks, galaxy sized robots, epic speeches, from boy to man themes, identity problems. This is the recipe of TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN.

"What the hell do you think this is!?"

Tunger's Paradox 

Whether the day preceding an async day that is not a thursday is considered a fake friday or not
neither tuesday nor wednesday are thursday or friday
but wednesday will be async
and tuesday will be last day she will talk to us
does this mean that tuesday is fake friday?
Damn, this is a real Tunger's Paradox
Tunger's Paradox by ccans December 21, 2020
A man who has achieved the maximum of what a man can achieve at a young age.

Usually meaning he's muscular, tall, beautiful, strong, reliable, smart and is capable of having multiple loving partners at once.
Man, you're just 23 and you achieved everything a man wants

Thanks, i'm also happy to have 3 wives who support me.

3 wives? Damn, you're a Tengen
Tengen by Chadgen November 26, 2019

Research Tangent 

Research Tangent: digressing suddenly from one topic of discussion to run to the nearest internet source in order to thoroughly research information either to: (A) reinforce a particular point or (B) attempt to relieve oneself from ignorance. Can be either directly or indirectly relevant.

... a trend that is sweeping the nation! Because knowledge is power!
Example: She totally went off on a research tangent in the middle of a movie last night when she wasn’t sure if sodium thiopental was the same as sodium pentothal.

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann 

(n.)

Something so awesome, so amazing, so epic, so badass and so manly that no word in any language has the power to fully describe something that unreachable. Hence, why it's Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Whether it's laughable or irrational
This is the path that ALL great men walk!
If there's a wall in our way, WE'LL DESTROY IT!!
If there's no road, we'll pave it WITH OUR OWN HANDS!
The magma in our hearts is blazing like flames!
The perfect fusion: GURREN LAGANN!
Who...
...all of you...
THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?!

~Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann