turddler

one who poops on sea turtles: one who resembles someone who poops on sea turtles; one who is related to sea turtles in any unnatural way

Douglas Page is the ultimate turddler

by Peter Stipes February 3, 2005

Turdle Dove

The act of being an extreme turd. Being lazy and trashy. Unproductive. Worthless

I can see you haven't gotten off the couch today Turdle Dove

by dddangerrr January 7, 2010

Turdle

Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).

Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.

by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014

turdle

(n) a person who acts slow, runs slow, and reacts slowly and also takes big shits

Jack: Hey shawn pass me the ketchup
Shawn:(10 seconds later): ok
Jack: your such a turdle

by Turdle-3000 May 23, 2009

turdle

After you get drunk and are sitting in the tub, this is a piece of pooh that you mindlessly play with and pretend is a turtle.

Aw, heck. Bobby got wasted again last night, and was playin' turdle in the tub again.

by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson III March 10, 2003

turdulence

1. The brick-shitting that results from in-flight turbulence, and the smell that follows.

2. When a person riding in a car really has to take a shit and a bump in the road causes an AFR.

3. One of the worst mistakes a dyslexic can make.

1. The captain told us we were hitting some heavy turbulence and every passenger over 40 totally gave in to the turdulence.

2. Driver: 'Looks like some turbulence!'
Passenger: 'Nah, that's turdulence. You better pull over.'

3. -_- (That was uncalled for.)

by Jap-Slap Gypsy November 23, 2009

turdle

when the crap sticks out of the water a little like a turtle

Oh man, I just had the worst turdle, it was sticking out like 5 inches.

by Petershey February 14, 2006