The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.
Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
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Looks like you ran into some turdulence
by Scibby January 31, 2008
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Made up by several factors... smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.
Made up by several factors... smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.
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2. When a person riding in a car really has to take a shit and a bump in the road causes an AFR.
3. One of the worst mistakes a dyslexic can make.
2. When a person riding in a car really has to take a shit and a bump in the road causes an AFR.
3. One of the worst mistakes a dyslexic can make.
1. The captain told us we were hitting some heavy turbulence and every passenger over 40 totally gave in to the turdulence.
2. Driver: 'Looks like some turbulence!'
Passenger: 'Nah, that's turdulence. You better pull over.'
3. -_- (That was uncalled for.)
2. Driver: 'Looks like some turbulence!'
Passenger: 'Nah, that's turdulence. You better pull over.'
3. -_- (That was uncalled for.)
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WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.
by Wayne T Scott August 11, 2008
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The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
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The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
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