Turdidity

Turdidity is the cloudiness or haziness of a fluid caused by individual particles (suspended solids) of raw sewage.

The measurement of turdidity is a key test of water quality.

"Turdidity levels in Burke Canyon have fallen drastically with the closure of the brown trout fisheries"

by Zzlorp October 12, 2008

Turbodoodied

To be extremely drunk, but still functioning enough to go home with a very unattractive/overweight member of the opposite sex. Somewhere in between shitfaced and butthoused.

Dude did you see Dave last night?
Yeah, he was turbodoodied and left with that broad that looked like Chris Farley.

by fdubzou August 28, 2009

Turbinderjeet

A word to describe one who is from India. Can be used for Male or female. Derived from combining turbin, bindi, and the last parts of the common Indian names example gurminder and gurjeet.

Hey look at that fucking turbinderjeet.
That turbinderjeet was a cheap fuck.
What is your name turbinderjeet.

by sukka10010101 March 1, 2019

Adement Turpidudingness

The act of being so certain that one hasn't had sex the previous night that eventually they begin to think they have.

Yohan; 'Bro you where all over eachother'
Dom;'A shit I don't remember I thing, I got such bad Adement Turpidudingness right now!'

by The Buttkraken August 19, 2013

gerkin turbin

A male prophylactic device most commonly known as a condom, rubber, or Joey jacket.

Baby, we gonna bone. Hand me one of them gerkin turbins.

by Javry March 17, 2016

The Turbinator

turban over metal exoskeletan

dude:dik move dude
the turbinator:ill be black!

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

turbodildo

Any sort of artificial reproduction of the penis that is rotated at high speed lengthwise by compressed air.

Administer the testicle clamps, and then apply the turbodildo to my anus please.

by Thunderbolt January 9, 2007