turpentini

To accidentally ingest turpentine, paint thinner, gasoline, or other toxic liquids.

While working on his kitchen, David reached for his coffee cup, but got a turpentini instead.

Be careful with that siphon, dude. You don't want a turpentini.

by kaysodowsky April 17, 2008

Chubby Tuppence

When a woman possesses a plump vagina that is both abundant in squishiness and volume.

Damn have you seen Annie’s Chubby Tuppence? It’s like the Kim K of chubby mounds!

by Mouldy Marvin December 2, 2022

moral turpentine

1.All purpose sin remover

2.Prayer

The evangelical preacher was an inveterate thief and a serial child molester. Still. the application of a little moral turpentine assured his place in Heaven. He was always careful to pray extra hard after what he'd call an incident.

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

tupence

Two penny coin.

I have but t'pence in m' pock't.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

tupping

The state of fornicating with a sheep; generally used as an expletive.

"Well, that's just tupping brilliant..."

by 5 Neal March 13, 2004

turpentine cat

Term used by people of the Southern persuasion to identify something moving at a pace that borders on the supernatural. First seen in the 1920's when a group of men rubbed a cat's cinnamon ring with a dried out corncob until it was raw, and then wiped it with a rag soaked in turpentine. Can be used interchangeably with raped ape

I was doin my girl, and when my friends started the rodeo dat hizzo took off like a turpentine cat.

by bob44 February 9, 2005

Tuppence

Another word for a females Vagina

A man has a winkle and a woman has a tuppence.

by Rocktron May 8, 2005