tuba boomer

A sexual move where a female blows into a male's asshole like a tuba. If done properly, the male's penis will blow up like a balloon. The male proceeds to "boom" her.

Bro #1: Yo, I had a hard time getting it up for Patricia last night.

Bro #2: Yeah Bruh? What'd you do?
Bro #1: You know my move Brozzle! Tuba boomer.

Bro #2: Hell yeah! Bet she'll come back for more...

by TubaBoomer July 18, 2014

You Tubacide

The act of deleting one's You Tube account, usually committed in a moment of personal crisis. You Tubacide is often followed by feelings of regret, and the opening of a new account with a screen name closely associated with the You Tuber's previous screen name.

Dumdiddly committed You Tubacide, but opened a new account. His new screen name is Dumdiddlydork.

by klusnark October 7, 2009

rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.

The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.

by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015

filthy tuba

The act of removing a living being's intestines from their body and subsequently tying of either end while filling it with air to mimic a long balloon. The balloon is then bent and twisted into a balloon animal. Sometimes, instead of an animal, a tuba is tied, hence the term "filthy tuba" is derived. These balloons are commonly distributed by juggalos at County fairs in southern Minnesota, targeting a market of children between the ages of the and twelve years, preferably family members of the initial victim. For best results, pop the balloon shortly after distribution to invoke the most delicious and savory shock and sorrow within the child.

"Hey, did you see that clown at the fair the other day handing out free balloon animals?"
"Those weren't balloons, they were filthy tubas!"

by The SkyboundJester June 26, 2015

Nebraskan Tugboat

The act of sounding whilst performing the intimate act of docking. The result is an projectile exchange of the object that has been rammed down one males urethra, into the other males urethra.

"I was chilling with my homie yesterday and was like 'hey why don't we combine our favorite past time of docking, with the raw power of sounding" and was finally able to recreate the Nebraskan Tugboat that my uncle taught me when I was younger.

"That sounds gay as hell"
"Nah, its ok, we had socks on."

by Dr.Didgeridoo May 15, 2018

Portsmouth Tugboat

While performing oral sex on a woman, the person going-down blows in her vagina filling it with air. They then squeeze the sides slightly so as to only let a little air escape at a time, thereby causing a sound not unlike a Portsmouth Tugboat.

Jody gave the lass a Portsmouth Tugboat and she was his forever.

by Jody South April 19, 2016

Tuba Player

A Tuba Player is the most important person in a marching band, they provide the loud and deep tones that an audience loves to hear, and tubas are a great visual representing power like that of of the Player themselves

Did you see that Tuba Player? He must have the strongest lungs in the world to play that instrument.

by StephenMickel July 23, 2012