Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Boston tug boat

when ur girl is suckin you off and just before you blow ur load in her mouth... she bites bown just enough to make it hurt but not bleed, then pulls back hence the name "tug boat"

dude i think i pissed my girl off the other day... we were foolin around and she gave me the boston tug boat

by C-Dubz May 15, 2006

Mexican tug boat

When a man is comitting anal sex with a female. He then flips her on her back and begins to fist her vagiana. Then he countinues to stroke his penis through the wall of the vagiana.

YOu can't just pull a mexican tug boat with any one, she has to be limber and loose!

by J.P Johnson-Reed February 22, 2011

tug boat to spain

a sexual act in witch a female preforms a hand job while using the males own poop as lubricant.

yo me and maria are going on a tug boat to Spain tomorrow!

by guy oriely February 20, 2011

Jump start the Tug Boat

The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.

I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!

She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat

by MegaBuffo November 3, 2017

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Tug boat

To motor boat the butt cheeks

She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat

by Lonestar3000 September 26, 2022