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Tristen

A tristen is someone who is extemely attractive. This person is normally the star of attention and takes peoples breath away. They tend to be intelligent, gorgeous, and loveable by everyone. Also they naturally have a darker more sexual side to their cute innocent personality making them often time crave sexual rendezvous and a very limber companion.
That, girl over there is so damn Tristen I can't keep my dick in my pants.
by ristentay April 30, 2011
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Tristen

Tristens are big lovers, yet you never see it at first. They hide it inside but once they love a person they let their feelings pour out to you. This should always make you feel special because they only do it for the ones they truly love. Tristens are very attractive with brown hair and dark blue dreamy eyes. Their eyes will pull you in and you will never be able to get out. They are stubborn but they are still very adorable. Tristens are very athletic and love sports preferably basketball. They are hilarious with a dirty sense of humor. They will do anything for their lover/soulmate they try to be the best guy they can be for you. They can be very dirty minded at some points but you tend to forget when they show you how sweet they can be. They love kids and are very imaginative. They sometimes have a immature, adolescent side to them but it is so cute. Tristens are great boyfriends when finding the right girl. Sometimes it takes Tristens a lot for them to be able to get something through their thick skulls but they will try to listen to you and will always know how to go with their gut. They are very confident and sexy. So if you ever meet a Tristen never let him go cuz he will be the greatest guy you will ever meet in your life.
Girl 1:Dang, he is sooo cute....a total Tristen.
Girl 2: I know right, any girl would be lucky to have a Tristen.
by beauty#1 June 2, 2017
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The tallest most alpha motherfucker in the entire world. He is cooler than you or anyone you know, and he is the most fit and sexy man on the planet. He is also very smart also sexy.
"That guy is a fuckin Tristen."
by mvpoftheworld69 November 19, 2018
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tristen langley

Tristen Langley better win American idol or I'll quit watching forever.
by Lange, January 26, 2014
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fart truster

Someone who trusts a fart and then becomes bitterly disappointed by the messy ramifications.
Joan used to be a fart truster, that is until the concept back-fired on her and she shidoobied herself instead.
by Banniflat March 10, 2009
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Over trusting a fart

It’s when you think you are going to just fart and you shit your pants
Over trusting a fart can be very messy.
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Tristen

by Random tall white kid April 3, 2019
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