Triathlon nose

When you have had two mouthfuls of a hot food and your nose starts running.

Jimmy had to leave the table and get a tissue because he was having a triathlon nose.

by Lolcheezcake.fun August 23, 2014

Triathlon

A sport where human failures compete.
If you are not good enough at running, cycling or swimming why not just put them together to make a sport for rejects.

Oh you like underaged children, then you mist be a triathlonist right?

My dad left me after coming out as a triathlonist!

by #CancelTriathlon May 22, 2021

American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.

I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Jersey Triathlon

When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.

Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.

by Michael Delvechio July 30, 2022