Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.

Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.

by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021

Jersey Triathlon

When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.

Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.

by Michael Delvechio July 30, 2022

American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.

I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

The Hippie Triathlon

a 3-part endorphin boosting activity which involves running, swimming and general merrymaking (see related: libations, burgers, karaoke, dance-offs).

'Dude, I did the Hippie Triathlon yesterday. My endorphins were buzzzzzzzzin'

Person 1: 'Did you hear about the Hippie Triathlon?'
Person 2: That Outdoor Voices event?

Person 1: Yea, it's, like, the chillest way to get your endorphin rush.

by Mcg_McG_McG_McG November 2, 2018

Tribathalon

An intensive gym session consisting not of actual exercise, but of quality time in the sauna, steam room and jacuzzi.

I'm so wiped from a long day at work. There's no way I can do the treadmill, but I definitely have enough energy to complete a tribathalon

by CristinZ February 17, 2009

Tribathlon

A competitive or non-competitive event, where participants attempt to complete without stopping in three successive events, hot or dry sauna, whirlpool or hot tub, and steam bath.

Lewis I do not want to do the triathlon today, I will beat you in a tribathlon instead!

by Ben V April 18, 2006

tripthong

Getting up in the morning, but tripping on your dirty underwear before leaving the room.

I had a nasty tripthong this morning.

by Jun-Jun the Spoon November 27, 2006