monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

make like a tree and get out of here

Famously, one of Biff Tannen's taglines in Back to the Future movies. The other ones being "Shiiiit!" and "I hate manure!"

Young Biff: All right, I'll give it a look. Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff (hitting Young Biff upside his head): It's LEAVE, you idiot! "Make like a tree and leave!" You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!

by PancakeMonster83 May 18, 2016

tree skin

A piece of paper

"I need tree skin for Mrs. Cooks test."

by legnaoiluj May 26, 2014

treadlegasm

Unexpected, surprise orgasm achieved through the use of an old-time foot-powered treadle sewing machine.

First she started sweating, then she started moaning and then she started shaking. We thought it was a seizure, but it was just a treadlegasm. THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!!!

by YAWA April 21, 2015

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

are you coming to the tree

a weird video series on tiktok that has become a meme, made by a creepy girl on by the username @come.to.the.tree who everyone is confused by. we are not sure if she is using a face filter or not. she claims that if you don’t come to the tree, you will be cursed.

Definition: Are you coming to tree? Come to the tree or you will be cursed. are you coming to the tree

by tiktokculture April 21, 2020

the emo tree

A tree at Centennial High School where the emo kids enjoy standing under during the school day and between classes. Under it features a strong lineup of your favorite emos, goths, and metal heads. On occasion they like to listen to death metal out of a speaker in one of their backpacks. During the winter, when the tree is blocked off by the large snowbank, they stand next to it. Once a rival school tried to cut down the emo tree, but the emo guardians came and defended the tree.

"Dude did you see the pack around the emo tree today?"

"Yeah I bet they were doing a sacrifice"

by WhatsAPseudonym May 8, 2014