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Mongolian Treasure Thief

When you reach in and pull out her IUD and continue riding into battle.
“Damn she has so many kids”
“Yeah I heard the father was a Mongolian treasure thief

treasure roty 

Treasure roty?? TREASURE ROTY. no other definition needed. Rookie of the Year. Manifesting this for real.
e.g:-

Teume 1:- Damn, Treasure ROTY 2020.
Teume 2:- Treasure ROTY 2020 indeed.
treasure roty by teumehere July 30, 2020

Tongue Treasure 

The pussy and/or pussy juice; female ejaculation.

The treasure that is pussy nectar. Released when you've tongued a girl's pussy and clit so well that she can't help but spurt her pussy juices all over your tongue and into your mouth.
Ex: Spread those legs and let me plunder your pussy with my tongue for some sweet tongue treasure.
Tongue Treasure by Pussy Connoisseur February 11, 2010

road treasure 

Shit you find on the side of the street.
"Man this nice-lookin' chandelier is some prime fuckin' road treasure!"

-- Long John Silver

cooch treasure 

he’s well trying to capture your cooch treasure

treasure hunt

a surprise, specifically a dirty diaper, found and consequently devoured by your dog whilst on walkies in the park.
We were walking the dogs in the park the other day. When we turned around for a minute they had a Treasure Hunt. That was so damn nasty I almost chuckked, but they scored bonus points for diarrhea.
treasure hunt by upchuckk April 3, 2008