a term for basketball -- referring to the colossal height of most professional basketball players in comparison to the average individual
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May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.
The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.
A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.
The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.
A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!
Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.
Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?
Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.
Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.
Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?
Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.
Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
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by Polo May 14, 2007
Get the tall order mug.A tall girl is defined as any girl above the 5'8" 5'9" range. They are almost always misjudged, completely overlooked by guys, often picked on, and have a ridiculously hard time finding clothes.
How should you treat a tall girl? Like any other human being. Don't mention her height, don't ask her if she plays basketball, don't glance at her feet to see if she's wearing heels, don't stare at her like she's an extinct species, and please, whatever you do, don't pick on her. I gaurantee whatever you're about to say to her, she has heard before.
Now guys, specifically tall guys... I will let you in on a little secret. I would say most tall girls, including myself, get extremely jealous when they see you dating short girls. Extremely jealous. I mean, c'mon! Being a nice tall guy like yourself, why would you not want an equally tall, beautiful girl? There is no difference between a short girl and a tall girl, except for height. And that will never be anything more than a number.
PS. Guys, if the only reason you're overlooking a tall girl is because her height supposedly offends your "masculinity".... GROW UP. That is your problem, not hers.
And just so you know, I'm not just making this stuff up. I'm a little over 6 feet myself.
Tall girls: You are beautiful. You are unique. You are you. Stay true to yourself and love who you are.
Did you know: the average height for women in the U.S. is 5'4.6"... Not kidding.
How should you treat a tall girl? Like any other human being. Don't mention her height, don't ask her if she plays basketball, don't glance at her feet to see if she's wearing heels, don't stare at her like she's an extinct species, and please, whatever you do, don't pick on her. I gaurantee whatever you're about to say to her, she has heard before.
Now guys, specifically tall guys... I will let you in on a little secret. I would say most tall girls, including myself, get extremely jealous when they see you dating short girls. Extremely jealous. I mean, c'mon! Being a nice tall guy like yourself, why would you not want an equally tall, beautiful girl? There is no difference between a short girl and a tall girl, except for height. And that will never be anything more than a number.
PS. Guys, if the only reason you're overlooking a tall girl is because her height supposedly offends your "masculinity".... GROW UP. That is your problem, not hers.
And just so you know, I'm not just making this stuff up. I'm a little over 6 feet myself.
Tall girls: You are beautiful. You are unique. You are you. Stay true to yourself and love who you are.
Did you know: the average height for women in the U.S. is 5'4.6"... Not kidding.
by maddyanncoffee November 27, 2012
Get the Tall Girl mug.Australian slang for the tendancy to criticise highly successful people (ie, tall poppies), and 'cut them down'.
Sam seemed to be suffering tall poppy syndrome when he described Kerry Packer as an evil man, merely because he was a billionaire.
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by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010
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