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Whore Tracker

These are men who spend a lot of time tracking a female to find out if she is a whore. He has built up his knoledge of females to spot if a girl is just a cock tease, or if indeed she is a boomerang whore, and therefore he already knows if the girl is worth any of his time and money. Usually these men are found in offices and it is their female workers that they are "Whore Tracking".
Seth: I've been checking out Sandra from accounts for two weeks and I don't know if I could get some sex with her. What do you think, you are apparently the best "Whore Tracker" in the city.
Barnaby: I've been "Whore Tracking" Sandra for a week now, and she is definately ripe for sex, she would be on top of you in a matter of minutes, just ask her to dinner and you are guaranteed a lay.
Seth: Thats great! I'll ask her round to my place on Tuesday, thats when my wife is at weight watchers.
by Paul Fleming July 19, 2006
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Blue Fag Tracker (BFT)

A synonym of the slang word "gaydar". This term is an offshoot of the US military term "Blue Force Tracker". BFT is a tool the US military uses to track Soldiers on the battlefield in real time. In this case the term refers to a persons ability to spot someone who is gay.
That one registered a blip on my Blue Fag Tracker (BFT)!
by lrsu December 5, 2010
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snail tracker

A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.
"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"
by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014
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Self-Tracker

The Internet had long ago turned navel-gazing into an international pastime, but self-tracking takes the self-absorption to a new level. Using elaborate graphs, pie charts, websites and newer technologies, self-trackers catalogue everything in their lives, sometimes with no clear result.
Self-tracker.
Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
—Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008
by Ezaa March 21, 2009
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MySpace Tracker

The other listed definition is correct, but I happen to know of one that does exist and definitely works. It's just that profile trackers are supposedly against the MySpaz Terms of Service, something to do with how you're not supposed to be able to secretly view other people's IP address without their knowledge. Violating the TOS could get your laboriously pimped profile page deleted.
Used in a sentence: "That stalker used his MySpace Tracker to get my IP address. He found it with his Myspace Tracker and matched it to my home address. So now my computer has a virus and I have a disease. I put a Myspace Tracker in my profile now too."

I'm only putting this part in so you know I am not bullshitting you, but for the record I get nothing out of this. No profit motive here. That said...
Unless they have changed it, the profile tracker that actually works can be found at www.hitslink.com
The rest, and all the ones you hear about in the Bulletins on Myspaz, will give you Computer Herpes and shit like that.
by PANiC! in my Pants December 12, 2008
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Pecker Tracker

A pecker tracker is a pager, cell phone, or any other device to track a man or his pecker. (Pecker meaning penis)
My wife got a hold of me on my pecker tracker when I was out getting smashed for my cousin's 21st birthday.
by Ryan Kearns January 20, 2006
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Dominoes Pizza Tracker

The most amazing thing invented in the history of tracking it takes pizza to a whole new level and deserves some sort of awards not only does it make waiting for pizza a little more tolerable it's basically pretty bitchin'.
door bell rings, pizza man is there w/ pizza
Jeff: Hey Ty
Pizzaman: The Dominoes Pizza Tracker is pretty bitchin aye
Jeff:fo shiz
by Gnarli August 19, 2011
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