When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.
Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.
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Get the Tulanian mug.A sexuality made up by a right-wing libtard destroying youtuber Hunter Avallone, to mock leftist SJW's making up orientations.
by Pog_Wog2 April 7, 2019
Get the Toucansexual mug.When a woman is jacking two guys off (on the side) and sucking a guy off in the front thus creating the image of a crazy tucan
by Flounder10000 August 13, 2008
Get the Crazy Toucan mug.A type of manly that exceeds unluckiness and too dense to feel romance. TouMAN is a man who were unintended to build a harem from his works, charm and aura. Named after Touma, the most unlucky man in the world who gets 9,000+ clones, psychics, holy women and even a sadistic boy fall for his charms.
UNLUCKY BASTARD!
UNLUCKY BASTARD!
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by Kevin Baconator March 24, 2009
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Malaysian often use it as "abominate" or "hate" in simple.
Malaysian often use it as "abominate" or "hate" in simple.
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