Tough Mudder

Attempting to perform anal sex while you have whiskey dick.

I tried to put it in her butt last night after the bar but it turned into a round of tough mudder instead

by Gtoaster July 31, 2018

Tough Old Broad

Due to a woman's hips being wider than a mans, in the olden days they were referred to as broads. A tough old broad is an older woman who has seen the hardships throughout history (wars, depressions, the birth of Ryan Seacrest etc) an has kept on keeping on, despite all odds. She can chew up a tin can and spit out fishing hooks if she feels like it.

Check out that tough old broad, she must be like 80 but she just handknitted a shotgun and killed that mugger.

by Baytrey October 22, 2013

tough old bird

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 24, 2019

Topgeneral

A Man who uses military talk to try to get a girlfriend.

Person 1:Hey you heard about Austin? He is trying to be a Topgeneral.

Person 2: Yea i know. Too bad she is getting fucked by two black guys.

by Finnashmurda June 3, 2018

tough talk for a fella with a small cock

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.

you: “sonic you are gay”

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock”

by snitsgrits May 12, 2020

Tough Beef

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

tough toilets

A popular Midwestern expression similar to "Tough Luck."

Guess what republicans, you lost the election again, tough toilets! or This letter here says that I can't keep my $1000 a month junk health insurance policy that only covers a box of band-aids, oh well, tough toilets!

by BanditFan November 16, 2013